May 5, 2008

$2,500 Health Care? Sign Me Up!

John McCain is a genius. He has somehow figured out a way for the average American to buy their own individual health insurance for as little as $2,500, and families for $5,000.

There is some fine print, and the economics won’t work, but he’d have you think that he has a plan on par with the Dems for addressing the nation’s health care crisis.

He doesn’t. Keep reading →

May 4, 2008

McCain vs. McCain

 

This is priceless. Video behind the cut. Keep reading →

May 4, 2008

Conflicted About Gay Marriage? So Is John McCain.

Well, just see for yourself. Video behind the cut. Keep reading →

May 3, 2008

Psycho Calls America’s Economic Problems “Psychological”

John McCaine has proven his earlier statement where he admitted that economics are not his strong point.

On Fox News, Neil Cavuto asked Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) about the worth of rescinding an 18-cent gas tax as prices at the pump escalate this summer. McCain responded that “a lot of our problems today” are “psychological” — even the “ability to keep our own home.” Keep reading →

May 3, 2008

The REAL Story About McCain vs. Dems

Crazy man John McCain clinched the Republication on March 5th, 2008, by sweeping Texas, Ohio, Vermont and Rhode Island, which gave him more than the 1,191 delegates needed to win.

That was two months ago.

With the continuing bloodsport that the Democratic nominating process has become, and John McCain able to say and do anything without much public scrutiny, he should be pulling ahead from either Democratic candidate in the national polls. You might expect double digits by now.

Then why is he so sad? Keep reading →

May 2, 2008

Let’s Start A New Cold War, Shall We?

John McCain must long for the good old days when Americans thought bomb shelters were a good idea, and children in schools were drilled on what to do in the event of a nuclear attack. He must’ve really enjoyed life during the cold war.

Why else would he be picking a fight with Russia? Keep reading →

May 2, 2008

Tragedy: Good for the Campaign

 

Apparently, for John McCain, a tragedy can be viewed as a blessing, if you can use it to advance your political goals.

I’m speaking, of course, about John McCain’s assertion that pork-barrel spending led to last year’s deadly bridge collapse in Minneapolis.

He said: “The bridge in Minneapolis didn’t collapse because there wasn’t enough money. The bridge in Minneapolis collapsed because so much money was spent on wasteful, unnecessary pork-barrel projects.”

I’m sure that’s comforting news for the families of the 13 people killed, or the 145 people injured when the bridge collapsed. Keep reading →

April 30, 2008

Bombing Iran Isn’t Funny

Since I figured out how to put video clips in this blog, here’s one I promised, featuring Insane McCain singing, “Bomb Iran.”

Is it appropriate for the future leader of the free world to joke about starting yet another war? You decide. Behind the cut.

Keep reading →

April 30, 2008

Making Up Stuff With John McCaine

Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) told radio host Bill Bennett that President Bush’s escalation is working. “There are neighborhoods in Baghdad where you and I could walk through those neighborhoods, today,” he said. When CNN’s Wolf Blitzer asked McCain why Americans still aren’t able to safely leave the Green Zone in Iraq, the senator replied that Blitzer was giving three-month-old talking points: Keep reading →

April 30, 2008

Support Our Troops My A$$

 

I’ve had it with bumper sticker patriotism. I mean, seriously - there are, apparently, a good number of Americans who think that by slapping a flag sticker on their Chevy, or a magnetic ribbon that says, “Support Our Troops,” they are patriots. Jeez, the ribbons aren’t even stickers any more, they’re magnets, which won’t mess up the paint on their cars.

Idiots.

These are the same sort of people who might find the lunatic John McCain an inviting candidate. After all, he was a war hero, right? America is at war. The fact that we’re not sure who we’re at war with doesn’t matter. If anyone will know what to do after Bubba leaves office, with this whole Iraq thing, it’s gotta be someone who understands the high cost of war, not those pesky liberals. Right?

Wrong. Keep reading →